There Is A 99.9% Chance I Don’t Care Ceramic Mug (11oz, 15oz) — Funny Sarcastic Coffee Cup Gift

Sip something honest. This glossy ceramic mug wears its attitude in bold black type: “There is a 99.9% chance I don’t care.” It’s the kind of mug that starts the morning with a wry grin and keeps the coffee flowing through meetings, slow weekends, and those moments when you need a little unapologetic levity. Comfortable C-handle, bright crisp print, and a shiny white surface make the message pop while the sturdy ceramic body stands up to daily use. Whether it’s on your desk, beside your favorite chair, or held between two hands as you take a breath, this mug feels like that friend who tells it like it is.

Product features
– Microwave-safe for quick reheats
– Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
– Vibrant, crisp color printing
– Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle
– Comes in two sizes: 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap