I am a nobody, nobody is perfect… T-Shirt — Funny Self-Contradictory Quote Tee

Soft, honest, and quietly witty — this lightweight cotton tee wears like a calm conversation. Clean serif text reads: “I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.” The message lands as a wry, self-aware mantra that fits days spent curled up with a book, running errands, or meeting friends for coffee. The breathable ring-spun cotton and classic crew neck keep the look effortless; the understated print pairs easily with jeans or layered under a jacket. It’s for people who appreciate dry humor, simple design, and clothing that feels lived-in from the first wear.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton; lightweight 153 g/m² for year-round comfort
– Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit that keeps its shape
– Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look
– Pearlized tear-away label and shoulder tape for added comfort and durability
– Prints produced with DTG/DTF methods; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safety

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors