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“We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get really bad.” Ceramic Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)

Price range: $10.00 through $12.00

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A crisp, glossy ceramic mug that serves up dry humor with every sip. Bold black type sprawls down the front with the cheeky line: “We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get really bad.” It reads like a private joke shared over morning coffee — a small, honest moment that nudges a grin as you wake. The sturdy C-handle feels familiar in your hand, and the bright print stands out on the clean white surface. Choose the 11oz for a compact pick-me-up or the 15oz when you need a little extra caffeine to face the day. Built to be used: microwave- and dishwasher-safe, lead- and BPA-free, and finished with a glossy sheen that keeps the text crisp through daily use.

Product features
– Microwave-safe for easy reheats
– Dishwasher-safe for low-maintenance cleaning
– Vibrant, long-lasting print on glossy white ceramic
– Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with comfortable C-handle
– Lead- and BPA-free for daily, confident use

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

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