Funny Mom/Dad T-Shirt — “I never forget my son’s first words… ‘Where the hell have you been for 16 years?'”

This lightweight cotton tee carries a wry, heartfelt message for parents who’ve felt the bittersweet tug of an empty nest. The soft ring-spun fabric drapes casually and keeps the printed text crisp and readable. Wear it while sharing stories with friends, running errands, or lounging at home — it reads like a private joke and a proud proclamation at once. The classic crew neckline and clean fit let the message take center stage without fuss. Durable stitching and OEKO-TEX® certified cotton mean it will stay comfortable and wearable through countless wash cycles.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Classic crew neckline and clean, versatile fit
– Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth look and reduced waste
– Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
– Printed using DTG/DTF methods with tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certification

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors