Ceramic Mug — “The last thing I want to do is hurt you (but it’s still on the list)” — Funny Sarcastic Coffee Cup

This glossy ceramic mug carries a dry, dark-humor message in bold black type—an everyday vessel that sparks a knowing chuckle each morning. Its clean white canvas and crisp print make the text the focus: readable from across a desk, it slides easily into daily routines at home or work. The comfortable C-handle and two size options let you choose your caffeine capacity, while dishwasher- and microwave-safe construction means no extra fuss. For someone who prefers sarcasm over small talk, this mug quietly sets the tone for slow mornings, loud meetings, or late-night study sessions.

Product features
– Microwave-safe for quick reheats
– Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
– Vibrant, long-lasting print on glossy ceramic
– Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
– Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap